Girl Buy Dildos but I Order a Sex Doll Joke

Here’s a fun spin on that joke:


Girl: “I just treated myself to a couple of new vibrators. What did you get?”

Guy: “Oh, I went ahead and ordered a sex doll. Figured, why settle for a sample when I can have the full experience?”

Girl: “Haha, good one! But you know, it’s funny—when a girl buys a vibrator, everyone thinks, ‘Oh, good for her!’ But when a guy buys a 5-foot silicone bombshell with a 7-function heated core, self-cleaning features, and Bluetooth-connected moaning system… suddenly, he’s the weirdo.”

Guy: “Right? I’m just trying to keep up with the tech!”


It’s a lighthearted way to point out the humor in societal double standards!

Leave a Comment